
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the rugby world (and mild panic through one unsuspecting coach), the Cockermouth Girls rugby team has officially launched their TikTok account: @cockermouth.girls. The account promises behind-the-scenes chaos, match-day hype, and—most importantly—Coach reluctantly dancing to Dua Lipa in muddy boots.
Now, the girls are armed with ring lights, editing apps, and a vision: to make rugby viral, one awkward coach cameo at a time. Early content could include “Lineout Lip Syncs,” “Try Celebrations in Slow-Mo,” and “Coach Reacts to Our Playlist (He Thought Stormzy Was a Weather App).”
Coach has since issued a statement: “I was told this would help recruitment. I wasn’t told I’d be doing the worm in front of 2,000 followers.”
Follow @cockermouth.girls for rugby, ridiculousness, and the slow unraveling of Coach’s comfort zone.